Evolution Surrenders!

So now we see from the previous posts that the Plant Rights movement is gaining ground, and fungi are to soon be given arguements in their favor for their proper rights on mothership Gaia. Be prepared for some more bad news. Drinking clean, uncontaminated water is now deemed hazordous to your health. Really!:

Some Walkerton residents are having trouble swallowing the results of a four-year government health study that claims many residents are suffering from drinking too much clean, uncontaminated water.

Your water has been deemed to clean. Put some goddamned thing in it!

Researchers say kidney damage found in more than 200 residents of Walkerton, Ont., is not the result of E. coli poisoning. The new study suggests the serious damage has been caused by drinking too much water and that it's a problem that could be afflicting thousands of people across the country.

Face it. You were best off when you avoided the wagon.

But some Walkerton residents are having trouble accepting the results.

These are called thinkers. They do not work for the Canadian government.

"I believe there are a huge number of us in this town with this problem, and what, because we're drinking too much water? I'm having trouble choking that down," said Roxanne Schuknecht, a resident who has been struggling with her health for five years, along with her family. The kidney condition is one of the findings of a long-term, government funded health study into the 2000 tainted-water tragedy and is "completely preventable," a lead researcher told the Canadian Press Wednesday.

I'm getting the feeling Molsen and LaBlatt had a hand in this investigation.

The study found that five per cent of the 4,400 residents tested had high urine volumes with pathological levels of protein. The problem is unrelated to the E. coli-contaminated water that killed seven people and sickened 2,500 others in May 2000. Ron Leavoy, another Walkerton resident, has struggled with high blood pressure and kidney problems since the Walkerton tragedy in 2000, when seven people died. He finds it hard to believe his health problems are simply due to drinking too much clean water.

You know that Ron, and I do as well. But these are experts. They work for the government. Canada doesn't have to worry about foreign threats, the water is their greatest enemy.

Coming soon....

Government declares breathing is bad for your health.

Developing...