Evolution Surrenders!

I want you to take a look at these two men:





You know what I see when I see these two men? I see two men elected by the people of this nation, and I see two men that were neutered by the sore loser opponents of theirs. Bill got in office, and no matter what he did, he was going to come under attack by the right wing hacks in this nation. Now it's Bush's turn, and the same thing is going on. If you remember the rhetoric while Clinton was in office, it was that he was going to bring along a fascist state, and blah blah blah, remember Waco! What have we seen since Bush is in office? The same crap. To you right and left wing hacks that do not have America in mind, but your own political agenda, FARK YOU!
FARK YOU and your selfish selve serving demogoguery. It's time to put it to an end. I could wish that whoever wins next gets support from both parties whenever they have a good idea, but that is wishful thinking. The Lilliputians are playing for power, and they will sink the rest of us into the mud to get it.

I see only one solution left. Get rid of the Republican and Democrat parties. It's time for America to start anew.

Once again for good measure...

Fark you Democraps!
Fark you Rethuglicans!

Thanks for turning this nation into a bunch of saprono voiced sheep turning their stupid eyes to you!

/Mrs. Robinson surrenders.
//For 14 years we've put up with this crap

You don't scare me, and never will. I am tired of your over sensitivity to your peace loving ways. For years I've been trying to understand you Islam. I've read your Quran, I've read various Hadiths, I've given you the benefit of the doubt. I've offered you an understanding ear, and all you have been giving back is hatred and bloodshed. You want the Pope to convert? I'm not even Catholic, but I would be ashamed if he ever did. I pray to God he never does. I've tried to give you understanding Islam, all I've ever seen out of you is blood. Tell me again Islam, tell me again how you have been a peacefull group?...








I was patient with you before Islam, not anymore. I hate your vile religion, and the extremist that practice it. If there are moderates there, you better show it and quick! As far as I can see you are nothing but a bunch of bloodthirsty Satanist that are pushing the rest of the world to follow your wicked religion into the downfall of man. If you want to change that point of view which a lot of the west shares, you better start taking a look within yourselves, and do it quick!

Another neat alternative is to take a look to the east, or would you cut her head off too?

From the department of:


Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad said Thursday that his country’s nuclear standoff with the West can be solved through dialogue, while calling for unspecified “new conditions” in negotiations. Ahmedinejad, on an hours-long stopover in Senegal en route to Cuba for a summit of the Nonaligned Movement, said the debate over Iranian nuclear enrichment could be solved peacefully.

You have to hand it to the man, he learns fast....

Terror Conference

Bibi: Iran president more dangerous than Hitler / Yaakov Lappin

Likud chairman tells international counter terrorism conference ‘Hitler went out on global campaign first, and then tried to get nuclear weapons. Iran is trying to get nuclear arms first - therefore it is much more dangerous’
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"We’re partisans of dialogue and negotiation. We believe that we can resolve our problems in a space of dialogue and justice - together,” he told reporters. "I must announce, we’re available, we’re ready for new conditions” in talks, he said without elaborating. Ahmadinejad spoke in Farsi, with his comments interpreted into French.

Oil-rich Iran says it needs uranium enrichment to produce fuel for nuclear reactors that would generate electricity. Enrichment can also create material for atomic bombs, however, and the United States and other nations suspect that is Tehran’s real goal.

Holders of some of the worlds largest energy supplies, Ya, you really need nuclear energy Iran....



Asked if he believed his country would be slapped with UN sanctions, as pressed by the United States, Ahmadinejad said there was “no reason” for sanctions and called on the US to moderate its language. "The American leaders should prefer to not speak in an angry fashion,” he said, before asserting that his country is a natural international leader.

And nothing will happen. He knows it. Bush is holding on to a failure known as Rumsfeld, and that about says it all.

Declaring solidarity with Africa

“We believe the on the basis of law and justice, we can better lead the world,” he said at an early-morning briefing, amid a powerful electrical storm that brought power cuts to the conference hall, before flying onto Cuba. Ahmadenijad earlier met with President Abdoulaye Wade of Senegal, a heavily Muslim and deeply impoverished West African nation. Ahmadinejad last visited West Africa in July, when he addressed an African summit in Gambia, declaring solidarity with the impoverished continent and lashing out at the West. Then as now, Iran was locked in a dispute with the United States and European Union over its nuclear program. Iran is in negotiations with the West, but faces sanctions for rejecting the UN Security Council’s demand that it freeze uranium enrichment, which can be used to make nuclear arms. The United States is considered a strong ally of Senegal. Most of Senegal’s 12 million people are Muslim, practicing a moderate and sometimes mystical version of the faith heavily influenced by local religious leaders, called marabout. While deeply impoverished, Senegal has never seen a coup d’etat and Wade, a longtime opposition leader, took power after winning elections in 2000 that vanquished the party that had ruled since independence from France in 1960.

This fark is winning against Bush. He's playing the western political game and playing it well. Don't underestimate this mad farker. It's time the west wakes up and realizes this. Bogged down in Iraq, someone else needs to pick up the reigns for now.



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The latest Chick track book:



Opppps! Goddamit that weren't it! Let's try this again...:



I miss that old one with the gal looking at her face melt in the mirror.

I just have to ask this. I think we will soon be approaching a year since he's posted anything at his web site. Check it out here. All I know is something definitely isn't right with this. Wake up Mr. Wilson! Please post something!

The biggest scumbag in the land is raising his pointy little head again, and this time we are all doomed becuase of Comedy Central.

Watch the asshats rant here.

You know what? I have more respect for the dingleberries hanging off of my dogs ass, than I do for this shitty excuse for a living creature. Somebody at Fark put up a good post though, that I would like to share:

From anondescriptname of Fark:

I'll repeat what El_Camino_SS posted in another thread:



Fred Phelps does not believe what he is doing. This is a scam.

It's a business. They travel the country, set up wesites telling you exactly when they'll be there, and using the most inflammatory statements all over the place, just to get someone to violate their rights for profit. Then they sue the military, the police force that was to protect them, and everyone that is around them for money. This is a sham, and it is a trap to get people sued. Every member of his family is an attorney. Phelps does not break the law. What he does is try to make you break the law by trying to punch your sensibilities about everything you hold dear, and then sue you and everyone municipality around him to the max.

This is a scam.

Whether he believes his posters or not is irrelevent.
He's using this as a moneymaking scheme.
Lay one finger on him, do one thing that violates him, and he will sue you, and more importantly, the city, the police department, the US Military, and any private property owner he happens to be standing on to make money off of it.

Let's look at the ways he's trying to get you up in a tizzy to violate his civil rights for profit:
-He says G-d Hates Fags, G-d hates the US Govt, that G-d hates the US Military, G-d Hates you, and G-d justifies the killing of others.
Phelps knows that saying 'G-d' and 'Hate' in the same sentence gets people worked up. He knows that. He knows that people have a knee jerk reaction to that.
-He says that the US Govt and the United States are evil.
This is another hot button with people who love their country. It is intentional. It is designed to make you take a swing at him. He wants 50k USD from you. He wants a powerball winner to swing at him so he gets 100 million dollars. It's that simple.
-He goes after homosexuals, he goes after people who are making sacrifices. Phelps intentionally targets people that are being victimized, or good people doing their jobs to create more outrage. He kicks people when they're down. He does that so someone will come up and defend them. Then he will sue you.
-His boards are laminated on hardwood, because he pulls them out of trucks at least five times a week. He also puts them in bright colors for attention, and makes absolutely sure that you can read them at all time. He's phishing you. Everyone must know that.

The most telling tale about all of Phelp's behavior is the schedule he keeps, and the company he keeps as well. The parties sometimes split up and go to two seperate state funerals to maximize the profitability of them. There are, at maximum, twelve members to the party. They never stay more than thirty minutes (I assume they realize that someone will do something to them the MOMENT they come out of the vans, and really, after that, they get their camera shots to cause the outrage for the next stop, and then they move on) to maximize their profits, because time is money, and really, they're not interested in the message, because they're just interested in the lawsuit.

See? They don't believe this stuff. If they did, they wouldn't have come to Coretta Scott King's funeral. Because in their doctrine, they don't believe that G-d hates black people who tried to promote Christianity. So why were they there? They were there to make a buck when someone slipped up. They were there to petition the police department for a right to protest, and if they didn't get it, take them to court over it.

Basically, Phelps is playing the Ken Lay, Karl Rove, "Smartest Man in the Room" game where he is willing to do anything (if it be lying or stealing, or telling you God hates you) to make himself rich and powerful. This is his scheme, and admittedly, it's clever, but just downright evil to promote so much hatred in the world.

Tell all your friends about this.
This man is a con artist, and he's not a man of religion whatsoever.

After all, he makes everyone around him a lawyer.
That should tell you right now he is not anything
2006-02-27 01:17:22 PMEl_Camino_SS

Maneck: El_Camino_SS should publish that somewhere so idiots from Fark can link to that for the real deal. Maybe someone at CNN will notice it to and realize they've been making an ass of themselves by issuing the reports on the protests that they have been. Caminno's is the correct summary of Phelp's motives and methods. The article linked here is crap.


*Poof*
Did someone call me?

Thank you for reposting me along the way LandOfChocolate. I am glad that someone is seeing the light of day here.

How do I know that Fred Phelps is suing people? I can tell you I just have too much experience around him. I am a journalist in Nashville, TN, and work at a television station that works the Ft. Campbell area. As a television photographer and journalist, I have been trained in all of the rules of private property, verbal conversation, what is legal and what is not legal, etc. (what you can and cannot say, what you can get away with). Honestly, in the last few months, I have seen waaay too much of Mr. Phelps and his crew. Since the war began, I believe they think this is the moneymaking source of a lifetime.

So how am I sure? After the third run in, and not one slip, not one piece of paperwork out of line, I knew something was fishy. My newsman skepticism left me with the idea later that something was more phishy than fishy.
I will tell you where I got this truth about Phelps. I looked him in the eye. I saw that he was way too calm and collected for what he looked like in the media. I noticed that he never made personal statements against a person, which is verbal assault, and an out against a lawsuit. Also, for a religious fanatic, a group of people who pride themselves on personal attacks, he was running a protest so terribly by the books that I was impressed by it. He will not bait a person, ever. He will not make personal attacks. He will make blanket statements. He will look at a person in the crowd that he thinks is gay, walk over to his stack of signs, pull out the appropriate, well designed, easily read, laminated bright board, and hold it up and loudly proclaim that "gays are going to hell" or some such nonsense, and make eye contact, but he will never cross the line of telling that person that they're going to hell. That would be the part that would screw up the lawsuit. He just wants to get them after him, but wants to appear utterly blameless for damages.

They run too tight of a ship to slip up, and at that point, I realized that the objective of the group was not anything religious at all. Someone told me along the way that they were all turned into lawyers after he got disbarred. After that, the stench was just too intense for me. He makes money off of this. He does this so much he has everyone around him do the legal legwork so he doesn't have to pay anyone else.

The last time confirmed everything I suspected about them.
A few weeks later, I saw them again (they LOVE to come to big name funerals) and after I saw the laminated signs change for the audience, I knew EXACTLY what they were doing.

His 'crew' isn't a 'church' as you and I would know. The 'church' are more of a motley crew of family members. Some of them are six year old children that are doing what they're told. I have spoken to them, and they have a lawyers sensibility on them on how they speak to the public. They never make personal attacks. They never verbally assault anyone. For a group of people that are accusing damn near every group of people around them for going to hell, wouldn't that seem odd to you? Do you know any religious fanatics that don't make personal attacks? I don't.

They also don't stick around after the cameras roll. They have an itenerary like a semi truck driver. For them to get cleared for all of these press event protests they're doing, then they have to have someone at home doing all of the setup. For you to get the press clearances by the prescribed times? That's a lot of professional legwork. I should know, I've coordinated a newsrooms credentials when the President comes to town, and that's a lot of phone calls and faxes.

They probably file a load of civil rights violation lawsuits. If a police department looks them up and says, "we're denying your protest right," BOOYah. They just got to sue a police department for the very thing that Americans can't stand, rights violation. I am assuming that this is where they get almost all of their money.

See my previous post. Their beliefs are so riddled with inconsistency. The 'real inconsistency' is that every position that contradicts every other of their beliefs is designed to maximize the number of people that they offend. You cannot be saved to them. You are evil in their beliefs, no matter who you are, and God will punish you like the evil gays/soldiers/innocent people/people who love America/people who are black/everyone else we can think of.

Here's the proof. Who in the world makes a poster that says, "Thank God for IEDs" (Improvised Explosive Devices, aka Roadside Bombs). They are saying God is with the terrorists. Then they say God hates you. And homosexuals. Then when they see you looking patriotic with your American flag shirt, they point the sign at you and say, "Americans are going to hell for supporting this country!" and look you in the eye. NOTICE THOUGH, they never say, "You're going to hell." (That would give a judge an out to deny them their claim.)

Oh, I know I should say this to CNN. CNN, and a lot of people read fark.

Trust me, I am not the only person that thought that Phelps was a faker. I just happen to be the only one on Fark right now.