TORONTO, Nov. 30 (UPI) -- A Toronto man has been acquitted of sexual assault charges, as medical officials said he was asleep at the time, with a disorder known as "sexsomnia."
That ranks right up there with "I don't know how that slipped in there".
Jan Luedecke, 33, met his victim at a party on July 6, 2003, and both had been drinking, the Toronto Sun reported. The woman, who can't be named, fell asleep on a couch and said she awoke to find him having sex with her. She pushed him off, then called the police.
She should have just stabbed his ass and claimed she had "stabarapistinthechestsomnia".
Luedecke claimed he fell asleep on the same couch and woke up when he was thrown to the floor.
Getting his and her clothes off didn't wake him though.
Sleep expert Dr. Colin Shapiro testified Luedecke had sexsomnia, which is sexual behavior during sleep, brought on by
And that he didn't get enough hugs when he was a child.
The judgment outraged women's groups, the newspaper said.
"This is infuriating. It's another case of the courts not taking a woman seriously, adding yet another list to the list of excuses which men use for sexual assault," said Suzanne Jay, of the Canadian Association of Sexual Assault Centers.
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Everyone left the court room with a 10% I.Q. reduction. Next women will need four male witnesses to claim a rape. Congratulations Canuckistan, you're fast on your way to the eighteenth century. Women's groups everywhere should be outraged.
