Evolution Surrenders!

It's a crime to do what kids have been doing for generations:

PALM COAST, Fla. -- The Flagler County Sheriff's Office said two elementary students were taken into custody after pretending a plastic bag of parsley was marijuana. The 10-year-old girls are students at Old Kings Elementary School. An arrest report said the girls were showing classmates a plastic bag with a green leafy substance they said was marijuana.

I think my whole 4th grade class would have spent time at juvenile hall if this was law back in my childhood.

School officials learned of the alleged bag of marijuana and called the girls into a conference with their parents. According to officials, the girls said they brought the bag of parsley to school as a prank. A spokeswoman for the sheriff's office said it is against the law in Florida to claim that a substance is a drug. The girls have been suspended from school and must attend drug awareness classes.

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Are doctors who give placebos exempt from this? This is just asinine. These girls get busted for pretending parsley is pot as a joke, but Tom Cruise and his ilk go scott-free pretending a science fiction story is a religion, and milking thousands of people of their life savings.