Evolution Surrenders!

Eric Bauman is still a thief. Here's a little tune about him that is based on a Tre Parker and Matt Stone tune:

Well, Eric Bauman is a bitch,
He's a big fat bitch,
He's the biggest bitch in the whole wide bitch,
He's a stupid bitch,
if there ever was a bitch,
He's a bitch to all the boys and girls.

on Monday he's a bitch,
on Tuesday he's a bitch,
on Wednesday through Saturday, he's a bitch,
then on Sunday, just to be different,
he's a super kingkong kameha-meha biatch!

Have you ever met Eric Bauman,
he's the biggest bitch in the whole wide bitch,
he's a mean old bitch,
and he has stupid hair, he's a bitch,
bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch

bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch,
bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch,
he's a stupid bitch,
Eric Bauman is a bitch and hes such a dirty bitch.
Talk to kids around the world it might go a little bit somethin like this.

(translations in japanese, french, deutsch and african)

Have you ever met Eric Bauman,
he's the biggest bitch in the whole wide bitch,
he's a mean old bitch,
and he has stupid hair, he's a bitch,
bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch

bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch,
bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch,
he's a stupid bitch,
Eric Buaman's a bitch and hes such a dirty bitch.

I Really mean it, Eric Bauman
hes a big fat farking bitch

a big fat farking bitch, Eric Bauman yeaaaaaaaahhhh!