Evolution Surrenders!

It's true. Whitehouse sources have informed me on the condition of anonymosity that the wiretappings are indeed being backed by Jewish chupacabras. When asked if the wiretappings were being done to protect Jewish interests, the chupacabras responded that they were in fact being done in their Zionist plans to eradicate the Muslim bigfoots. I will be looking more into this evil plot, and update you when more is learned. I must first look to MRR and see if Mr. Nobody has any information on the kuffar Hindu wookies that are bent on destroying the culture of the peacefull Klingons, and destined to destroy all freedom loving Ferengi everywhere.

The chupacabras are sure to be behind it all. Who needs proof?